This tree company sounds like somebody sneezing

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/22/2017 at 20:46 • Filed to: None

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Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 20:52

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It also sounds like someone who’s into back door fun, as’plund’h. Lol.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 02/22/2017 at 20:53

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No.

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 21:05

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It’s also the sound the chipper makes as you push a tree into it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 21:08

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There’s a window/auto glas company in my town called Schraufnagel. It just makes me laugh when I hear it. Sounds like another word for drunk, like “ man I’m totally Schraufnageled”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/22/2017 at 21:12

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It sounds like a German curse word.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 21:16

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The name comes from German words for screw and nail, so I guess you could tell some one to go Schraufnagel themselves.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 21:39

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I believe they are contracted exclusively by local power companies trying to find the lowest bidder

Autofixation > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 21:59

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Stop Chop and Drop It

I personally like the name of my brothers’ tree company.

Pyrochazm > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/22/2017 at 22:17

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Cracks me up every time.

just-a-scratch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/23/2017 at 01:22

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They’ve been around a long time but I never figured out how to pronounce the name. Ass- ploon- dh?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > just-a-scratch 02/23/2017 at 05:12

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Gesundheit?

facw > just-a-scratch 02/23/2017 at 07:36

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I’ve always heard it as Aas-plun-dah. No idea if that is correct though.